Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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