smell my finger.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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