i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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