so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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