My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
