Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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