Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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