if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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