fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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