so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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