woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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