in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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