Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
tell me about the fingering
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