i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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