Sponge bath it is.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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