try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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