i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Do plants get herpes?
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