why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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