VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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