I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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