IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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