If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Randomize
