you guys were way drunker than both of me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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