It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
dude i'm inner monologue high
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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