ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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