Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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