Where did you get a picture of my penis
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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