i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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