I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she smelled like a LAN party
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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