i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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