If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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