Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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