The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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