Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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