Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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