Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So squirting runs in the family.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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