i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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