he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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