when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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