whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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