do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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