I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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