I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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