i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you win again, gameday.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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