i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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