There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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