it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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