It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
