yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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