I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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