Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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