If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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