i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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